Justin Gammon of Weirdo Toys is disturbed by his "nasty, old, green monkey" toy.
There have got to be plenty of reasons to stay away from a green monkey:
1. He’s a monkey.
2. He’s green.
3. He’s pissed (probably because a scientist just made a pass at him).
4. He’s covered in blood (maybe the aftermath of the infamous bite?).
5. He’s got chunks of flesh missing, and it looks like his skull is coming through his face.