Thursday, August 28, 2008

Japanese Remote Control Gorilla is Arguably the Ugliest Toy Ever Manufactured

"IT WALKS! IT ROARS! swinging its arms and opens and closes its lited mouth!"

My goodness. This is a nightmare in a box! This is the sort of thing that sends children running from the living room to go and hide under the bed.

The box illustration looks quite menacing while the actual gorilla face has a dejected, quizzical look that seems to say, "Why don't you love me?"

Well, Mr. Gorilla, for starters, perhaps if your color was not quite so urine soaked.

Vintage Remote Control Tin Lithograph Gorilla