At this time of year, there are endless magazine, newspaper and retailer gift guides. The cover of Real Simple touts 50 gifts under $50, while Vogue has 10 gifts under $100 that were hand-selected by artists. As a small business owner, I am feeling the squeeze this Christmas season and thought it would be a worthwhile effort to suggest a selection of gifts under $2. Sure, there will be some shipping spoilers, but these items are very inexpensive by any measure.Mexican Jumping Beans, 4 Beans with Plastic Carrying Case and Information Card for $1.99
Mark suggested that I sell these at Coco's and they have been an absolute hit. Besides being a brisk seller, they start all sorts of conversations as people recall the first time they encountered jumping beans as a kid. Coco's pal Oscar brought some home to his 12 year old son and reports that it led to two hours of internet research on larvae!
Available in person at Coco's Variety or online at Mexican Jumping Beans R Us
Unprotected MP3's from Amazon, 99 Cents Each
Rather than the DRM-choked tracks from iTunes, I suggest buying unencumbered MP3s from Amazon that will be playable forever.
I am a sucker for songs so low, so labored, that they feel like they would come to a grinding halt if they hit a pebble on the sidewalk.
Dinah Washington - Drinking Again
Claude Thornhill - Hang Out the Stars in Indiana
Bicycle Tune-Up, $2, plus Your Labor
Know how to true a wheel, patch a tube and adjust dérailleurs? Well, fix up a friend's bicycle and get 'em back on the road. While you are at it, explain what you are doing so they can maintain their bike in the future. For less than $2, you could supply a patch, a squirt of chain lube and a few shots of WD-40. The gift of your labor, the sharing of your knowledge and the empowerment that you extend is worth more than anything from the Neiman-Marcus Catalog.
Don't know bicycle repair? Teach somebody how to embroider, catch a fish, make a Polaroid transfer, solder, or shoot a bow and arrow.
Big, Trashy, Glam-Influenced Brit Pop - Prices Vary, but Start at 1 Cent
Though I can geek out and truly enjoy every single stoned tidbit of studio chatter on the Complete Verve Billie Holiday or listen to Bill Monroe for hours, I am an unapologetic fan of trashy Brit pop. It is difficult to pinpoint the sound into one of the jillion musical sub-genres; there is something that unites Placebo, Mansun, Japan, Blur and Supergrass. Oh, I realize, these bands are too trashy for the aesthetes and some will be mad about Blur's inclusion, but you are certainly welcome to make your own $2 gift guide.
Starting at 1 cent:
Mansun - Six
Blur - Blur
Supergrass - Supergrass
Budget Busters that belong from a genre standpoint, but are more expensive:
Japan - Adolescent Sex
Placebo - Without You I'm Nothing
Richard Scarry Books, Prices Vary but Start at 1 Cent
I love police foxes, farming lions, bunnies that drive cars shaped like alligators, dogs driving sports cars and hippos that serve tea. Richard Scarry creates a wildly psychedelic vision that is so charmingly illustrated you forget how surreal it is. We sell used kid's books at Coco's for $1.49, your choice, but the Scarrys sell fast.
Richard Scarry Books on Amazon
Shop Garage Sales - Price Varies
Though not a specific recommendation for a specific item, garage sales offer the absolute best prices in the world. There are no better prices than those assigned to objects that the owner has a dedicated desire to get rid of. Be warned, garage sale prices will spoil you as even Goodwill seems outrageously expensive in comparison. In the photo above, every item was $1, except the spoon which was only 50 cents.
Story of Legendary Escape Artist - 1 Cent
Autobiography of Edward "Hacksaw" Jones who escaped from prison (and was re-caught) an astounding 14 times!
Hacksaw by Edward R. Jones
Fantastic Story of the Fall of the Dapper Don, John Gotti - 1 Cent
A detailed and fascinating story of how the FBI mercilessly pursued John Gotti. Better than The Wire, with lots of fascinating details about organized crime in Little Italy. Not a bit dry, Blum tells a great story of Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, bugging the Ravenite Social Club, and making a RICO case stick.
Gangland by Howard Blum
Remington 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells - 75 Cents Each (25 for $18.77)
With a satisfying heft, shotgun shells remain a steal at .75 each. Firing a 12 gauge shotgun is a visceral, full body experience that you will remember for the rest of your life. Even if your pals don't own a shotgun, a 12 gauge shell is a gift they will remember.
Box of Twenty Five Nitro-Steel High Velocity Magnum Shotgun Shells
Wooden Matches, 99 Cents
Wooden matches have got to be the cheapest luxury item in town. The Ohio Blue Tips may be over $2 a box, but there are cheaper brands. Besides being incredibly handy, they can be used for a worlds of magic tricks and math games.