Moby Dick Typed On Toilet Paper

According to the all caps eBay listing, this copy of Herman Melville's Moby Dick was typed onto six rolls of 2-ply Cottonelle toilet paper for the noblest of reasons: to win a bet.



But ours is really, really not to wonder why, just to wonder.

Moby Dick on toilet paper, opening bid 399.95 $999.95, auction ends Jan. 29 [ebay]